Cello Supplies Package [GCMS] - Quantum Bass Market
Cello Supplies Package [GCMS] - Quantum Bass Market
Cello Supplies Package [GCMS] - Quantum Bass Market
Cello Supplies Package [GCMS] - Quantum Bass Market

Cello Supplies Package [GCMS]

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Required items for cellists enrolled at George Carlin Middle School. Supply package includes (what else) STUFF, just as George Carlin specified. Never mind what the violinists get - their stuff is ****, while your **** is stuff. YOUR supply package includes fancy French nail clippers, cinnamon dental floss, and Afrin 12-hour decongestant nasal spray - plus this glorious 'Stoppin' floor protector for your cello endpin, in Blue (school colors). Pundit (and Pundette) pride, y'all! This is no stingy, small version of the 'Stoppin' floor protector - this is the generous, the ample, the Earth-motherly overflowing cornucopia of floor protectors, the Large.

Just a couple of clicks and all the Stuff you need to participate in George Carlin Middle School orchestra as a cellist is ceremonially conveyed to your door! No red-faced shame on the first day of school when everyone else has their Stuff and you don't. No shameful resorting to Amazon (the economy-wrecking WalMart of the air) to order your Stuff from multiple faceless, maternal-basement-dwelling drop-shippers and pay more in shipping than the Stuff is worth! No waiting in line at a pompous violin shop for crabby employees to deign to tell you that you waited too long and your Stuff is out of stock! Make your beleaguered orchestra teacher happy and order from Quantum Bass Center's unique, sleek, and classy Orchestra Supplies Package program (or, as we Pundits/Pundettes call it, "Orchestra Stuff Program"). Make George proud and do this.