So, now you're a violinist enrolled at George Carlin Middle School - great, now you need some Stuff! Get all the Stuff your exhausted, underpaid orchestra teacher needs you to have, so she doesn't have to remind you every day until she gives up on your orchestra ever sounding good or winning anything. All it takes is a few articles of Stuff to save your orchestra from the repressive forces of entropy. Just order it, already! Look at all the fancy stuff you get! A BOOK - not just any book, but the famed Orchestra Expressions - just for violin (no alto clef reading required - they make it easy for you). A music stand - uber convenient! A metronome (meh - time is just a concept, but it's required, so just roll with it). And back-to-nature Rosin (AKA tree sap) this can be good or bad, depending on whether you've been playing without rosin for years in orchestra so no one can hear you).
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